my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
No I don’t know anything about that
Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
Watch the end it’s so precious
THIS IS WHAT WILL END DRUNK DRIVING I SWEAR